Thursday, October 18, 2007

Your Own Personal Swami

OK, I can't make this stuff up, folks. Can you believe this?! For only 75-grand, you too can have your own fake swami. I kid you not! Neiman Marcus just released its annual holiday catalog, and for a whopping $75,000.00 you can purchase this dud. That's right, you can ask this talking-head (with a microchip installed) a question, and he'll spit out a 'personalized' answer.

Tell you what, I'll make you a better offer. If anyone reading this wants to pay me a mere $60K, I'll give you my cell phone number, promise to keep it on 24-7, and will answer any questions you have for 6 months. Now that's a bargain. I give great advice!

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